Humans, why all the bustling about? What a busy bunch you are! Yesterday, Primary Human and three accomplices spent their entire day moving heavy items, and painting the shelter. As far as I could tell, they painted it exactly the same colour-- I may be colour blind, but that's beside the point. Humans need a lesson in avoiding pointless activities that use up energy unnecessarily. I will demonstrate with the following list:
- painting / redecorating: pointless
- watching television shows about painting / redecorating: ridiculously pointless
- spending an entire day in an activity which does not result in a meal: pointless
- meetings: absolutely pointless
- teleconferences: even more pointless
- chasing shoe laces: excellent fun
Humans, take my advice. Few activities are worth the stock you put in them. I have been watching you for a while, and I have come up with three theories: 1) You would like to relax, but are afraid of what others would think, so you invest considerable time simply trying to look busy; or 2) You somehow still believe that it is possible to 'get it all done', and that once you do, all will be well; or 3) You know it is pointless, but you are attempting to entertain your feline overlords.
I think that you would all to well to consider the this cat's personal philosophy, which subscribes to three basic credos:
1) Ask yourself, is it really worth getting up for?
2) Can it be delayed indefinitely?
3) Is it tasty?
And remember humans, sometimes the can contains tuna, sometimes it's just beans. So relax... or at least stop bothering me while I relax.
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