Eureka!

Blogosphere, I've done it! I have discovered my raison d'etre! It is my intention to try new foods. It was right in front of me, all along. I can expand my palate, and enjoy the covert actions such an activity necessitates. I mentioned, previously, my fondness for baba ganouch, which I acquired when Primary Human foolishly turned her back on her lunch. And another day, Curly-Headed Human unwittingly dropped a morsel of salmon from her sandwich--delicious! Once, Can't Keep Her Hands to Herself Human (she once helped Primary Human take my temperature... don't ask) gave me a long, cylindrical noodle, which apparently was bright orange (I don't see that particular hue). It was quite zesty, and not altogether bad. Humans constantly flaunt their omnivorous fare, expecting me to subsist on kibble and meagre portions of tinned meat. Well, I intend to exploit the frequent interruptions to their meals, and sample what I may. I will let you know how things proceed.