What to Do?

Oh, Blogoshphere, I have a dilemma. As I mentioned previously, I do appreciate the care given me, at the shelter. However, I believe in the importance of a well-rounded personality (as well as belly). I need a hobby, but my options within the shelter are limited. Furthermore, this pursuit should not be contrived-- I do not want simply to choose something arbitrarily. What to do? Last night, after the humans left the shelter, I tried to find an all Reggae station on the radio, to further my appreciation of the genre, but to no avail! I managed to open the cupboard where I have seen Primary Human store literature; but what a boring and single-minded individual she must be... nothing but 'Understanding Your Cat' this, and 'Knowing Your Feline that. I could write a book on cat behaviour--and it would blow your mind, reader. The section on cat health and disease I feared would only create, in me, a sense of hypochondria. I bet Primary Human goes home and drinks herbal tea while watching Antiques Roadshow... not that there's any thing wrong with that. At any rate, I feel not only stifled, but perplexed. Not only must my chosen hobby meet my requirements for personal fulfillment and self-exploration, but it must be accomplished within the limited environ of a cat shelter staffed by a teetotaling cat lady. It will not be easy. I will keep you informed.