Blogospohere, I have conflicted feelings. Pablo is Gone. Relieved as I am that my nemesis has vacated the premises, I can't help but wonder why he has a home with a human and a desk, and I do not. I hope that this phenomenon is not a result of my... direct manner. Should I be more conciliatory? Has my acid wit diminished my appeal? I will now make an effort to be more less critical and generally more amiable.
Here goes... Let's see... Did you see the sunrise this morning? Very nice. Lots of pink...
What else... What's in the news?... Lady Gaga is expected to be the popular choice for this year's trick-or-treaters. Very interesting. When I see the direction of popular culture I feel very... encouraged and optimistic...
Alrighty, other positive things to say...
Primary Human got a new haircut... quite fetching.
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I can't do this!!!
I'm sorry, Blogosphere, I tried!
I did not see the sunrise, as the view from the shelter is quite un-spectacular.
Had the position of Archenemies not already been filled by Pablo--adopted or not--I would choose Top 40 Inane Pablum as my enemy--Lady Gaga included! Cultural icon indeed. I could wrap myself in a shower curtain and pontificate about ill-thought relationships, interspersed with random noises.
Finally, Primary Human is ridiculous. I'm not sure she even brushes her hair.
Ahhh, that's better.
Sorry, Blogosphere. I tried. If you'll forgive the cliche, I have to be me. Hopefully, there is someone out there who will appreciate that.
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