Blogoshphere, did I call it?
Last week, I underwent I minor procedure-- don't worry, I am fine, and recovering well. At any rate, my arch nemesis, Pablo, seized his opportunity to strike. Knowing my guard was down, as I recovered from the effects of anesthetic, he managed to extract from me the information necessary to invade my blog!
You may be wondering why I have not removed his post. Well, I believe it is proof that what I said previously was true. I do intend, however, to respond to this offense, point by point:
1) Pablo has no honour to defend.
2) He is evil-- hence the hacking. Furthermore, have you ever heard of anyone who speaks in the third person who wasn't evil?!
3) I make no contest to the point that Pablo loves nothing more than to eat-- you saw the photo.
4) I am neither fearful, nor insecure, nor certainly-- and it pains me to even type these ineloquent words--'a big smelly pants'.
Rest assured, Blogosphere, I have addressed the security concerns of my blog, and have no intention of letting down my guard again.
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